Hey, it’s me — Chelsea — from your friendly, neighborhood PPFA Tumblr team! I just got a ParaGard IUD inserted and I’m the happiest person in the world right now. A $950 IUD + my usual $40 co-pay for the gyno was 100% free thanks to Obamacare. I walked out of my doctor’s office paying 0 dollars….
Hello insides, it’s nice to hear from you again.
I’m glad to hear that you’re not forming a baby, but do you have to be so gosh darn loud about it?
How about this: you stop trying to get my attention by ripping my cervix in two and I’ll let you bleed however much you want. Just stop punching me. I get it. I hear you.
I have important things to do tonight and my papers aren’t going to get done if I have to keep getting up and stretching or lying with my feet in the air. If you want to be a successful scientist’s uterus someday, I’d suggest calming down a bit.
I love you but sometimes you hurt me and I don’t like it.
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
hey fellow ppl who menstruate!
my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.
please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!
I’M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING USED TO MY NEW TRAVEL WATER BOTTLE/MUG/CUP IT HAS A SMALL DRINKING AREA SO I HAVE TO SIP BUT I AM SO THIRSTY I WANT TO GULP OR PERHAPS EVEN CHUG BUT IT SPILLED ALL OVER MY FACE AND NOW IT’S ON MY PANTS. SEND HELP.
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Im fairly amazed this came from Cosmo…
I would rather have my taxes go to every single ‘welfare queen’ in the united states twice over than to drone programs and corporate subsidies.